Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Robo Hobo Homo #079

When I was at the Academy, we'd have to march to football games. In the parking lot, you'd have a lot of tailgates set up by different classes. The Class of '88, the Class of '72...you get the point. The most surprising one was The Class of NoClass, academy drop-outs who still showed up for Navy games and proudly tailgated under the banner of having left a school years or even decades ago.

I mean, at least Al Bundy made four touchdowns in a single game. That at least puts the "glory" in "glory days."

What I'm trying to say is that I don't look back on my time in the Navy with any particular fondness. Technically I am a veteran, but I've never felt like one.

So when I sat down with Mr. McCoy and his first question was to tell him what the Academy was like, I considered it more of a challenge to my authenticity than a genuine icebreaker.

I launched into a series of stories which both showed my familiarity with the academy's organizational structure and underlined my somewhat awkward fit into its social structure.

He seemed amused and we talked a bit more. He'd been in the Navy as well and had retired to a nice place in southern California before—say it with me now—moving out here and loving it.

Seriously, this place has more SoCal transplants than a Utah weed farm.

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