Friday, June 20, 2014

Robo Hobo Homo #051

Look ‘Stache was a jerk about things when he didn’t have to be, but getting a nice meal at the end of your work day when you’re coming home to a homeless shelter full of farting guys is a really small request.

I finished up the dishes, signed it off, and made my way to the lobby to ask the lobby guy if I could write myself up for not watching the kitchen securely enough.

I don’t use the phrase “blew his mind” lightly because people love to say that about the things they do, but this might be the one time I legitimately blew the mind of someone over the age of twelve.

He didn’t know how to react and we talked—very civilly—about it before he got up and got Tosh for back up. They started saying really nice things and other folks were walking by and I—

I tend to get a bit of praise over here. I’ll go over the praise thing later (and the other thing with Tosh. I haven’t forgotten!), but I get a lot.

It was all a bit much, I slid off of the seat with a “This is getting awkward. I’m…gonna go now.”

With that, I took my leave and hit the rack early and unsatisfied.

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