Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Robo Hobo Homo #042, Tuesday

Financial constraints mean that going into town is either a one and a half hour trip each way or a prohibitively expensive $1 trip on the bus. That means that I spent my first Tuesday hanging around Purgatory Shelter.

I called that janitorial job that I was so conflicted about applying to. They said the position was filled. When I was putting in apps later, I saw that it was up, but whatever.

I called the shipping manager job I'd called about Friday, but no one was there and I left a message. A few seconds later two people called the shelter back-to-back, but not for me.

One of the case workers was in and I got hooked up with one of the computers. An older guy named Frank was sitting next to me. He was signing up for SSI or SSDI. Whichever one doesn't shoot down nukes but gives you money for not being able to work.

I helped him out with a thing or two, and he really caught on fast. Drugs are a common way that people end up here, so we ended up talking about that. I mentioned that I'd had a boyfriend who'd done marijuana and that's how I knew I was allergic. There wasn't any awkwardness or those “I'm cool with gay people” moments, which was a relief.

We ended up talking about why I was here. I have a great line about egomaniacal shithead one charisma point shy of full-blown sociopathy. He said “Yeah, me too,” and we've kinda been friendly ever since.

Another guy, Sharon, came in and he needed help with some IRS stuff. I couldn't help him, but he came back a bit later for some other information and that was readily available.

One out of two ain't bad?

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